I'm not going to refer myself in the third person on here because it's stupid.
I will say things that you don't want to hear. I will say something that will rub you the wrong way and anger you to the point where you will attempt to insult me on my page, where I will make you look like the mongoloid that you probably are.
I posted funny stuff on the internet which caught the attention of some Mexican and a friend of mine who invited me to do stand-up. I wasn't accepted by the local stand-up "scene" (I'm still not) and I had to forge my way through doing stage time at a musical open-mic at Sharkey's in Huntington, WV where I honed my act until my "breakout" show in Chillicothe, Ohio, which led to my first feature spot only 8 months in doing stand-up comedy. That show led to me booking/hosting The Whiskey River Comedy Showcase in South Point, OH, where I book the some of the nation's best touring comics and regional favorites. The way I book and run my show has been duplicated. However, those who have done so have been met with abysmal failures.
I have performed at the Newport Funny Bone in Newport, KY, The Comedy Zone in Charleston, WV, and various other venues that welcome stand-up comedy. My condescending, rapid-fire, insulting writing style that includes wordplay and sometimes self-deprecating humor has earned a spot on the writing staff of The Humor Times, one of the top contributors to JokeBlogger, writing for an upcoming Chicago based sketch comedy show called "Chicago At Night", and most recently the webshow Daily ReHash. I have also written for and collaborated with regionally touring comedians.
I have a reputation on Twitter for insulting celebrities that included Twitter "wars" with Roseanne Barr, Dane Cook, and misguided fans of celebrities who think their heroes can do no wrong. "Celebrities" who have blocked me on Twitter are George Zimmerman, Ted Nugent, Amanda Bynes, Donald Trump, Shawn Michaels, Gene Simmons of KISS, Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Rebekah Phelps-Davis (of the Westboro Baptist Church), Khloe Kardashian, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Larry the Cable Guy, Deena Nicole Cortese, Hugh Hefner, Nickelback, Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil, Shannon Tweed, Dr. Drew, Kim Kardashian, Kate Gosselin, Chris Daughtry, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee, Andy Dick, Snooki, JWOWW, Cher, Roseanne Barr, Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, Tom Green, Sophie Simmons (daughter of KISS' Gene Simmons), E.L. James (author of '50 Shades of Grey), Leah Messer (one of the skanks from 'Teen Mom), Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan, Dane Cook, and Jenna Jameson.
Some comedians have called me a "hack" because they feel threatened, or they were held back a few years in school and they don't have a grasp on the meaning of the word. That's great, because while those comedians are worried about whatever perceived success they think I have, I'm forging my own path in comedy.
